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Bed Shoes
Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!
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Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
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Happy Cat
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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