Animal Jokes

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Why do Women Love Cats????

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

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Gorilla Nostrils

Q: Why do gorillas have large nostrils?
A: Because they have fat fingers.

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