Animal Jokes

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Ant be Gone

Q: What did the Ant boss say to the Ant worker?
A: Sorry, but we have to let you go. I've been getting reports you haven't been pulling 100 times your weight.

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Grey Elephants

Q:  Why are elephants grey?
A:  So you can tell them from flamingos!

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Powerful Cat

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow

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