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Puppy Trail
Q: Worst part about a dead puppy?
A: Walking them is a real drag.
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How to Catch a Polar Bear
Q: How do you catch a polar bear?
A: You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!
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One Wish
A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.
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