Animal Jokes

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Rooster Bash

Q: What do you call two roosters having a fight?
A: A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!

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Dog Decisions

Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

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The Dotted Line

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast?" said one.  Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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