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Top 10 Reasons Why FIshing is Better Than Sex

10 Reasons why fishing is better than sex:
10: Lasts from dawn till dusk
9: You have your own secret hole
8: Allowed several fish daily
7: Can choose the length of your rod
6: Can fish any time of the month
5: You clean it before you eat it
4: Able to take a nap while you fish
3: The cost of bait is cheaper than a date
2: You can always throw it back
1: Your favorite catch can be mounted on the wall
 

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Mutt In A Rut

Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A: A mutt in a rut!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Alligator Trick

A guy walks into a bar with a 10 foot long alligator. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that animal outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'll get sued." The guy says, "No no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth, zips up his pants, and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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