Animal Jokes

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Cat and Gorilla

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out at night!

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Counting Sheep

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

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For the Pigs

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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