Special Treat

Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A: A mouse sandwich!

Test Rabbits Escape

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

Ugly Chickens

Q: Why are chickens so ugly?
A: You'd be ugly too if you had a pecker hanging out your forehead.