The Rabbit Mule And Rooster

A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. He buys a piece of land and heads down there, now all he needs are the animals. He goes into a store and asks the clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning. The clerk says, "We don't call 'em roosters, we call 'em cocks." "Okay" the man says. "I'll take a cock and a rabbit for the farm." "We pronounce it rubbit says the clerk." "Okay, I'll take those two things and a mule to carry them home." "We don't call 'em mules, we call 'em asses and every time the ass stops walkin', just scratch behind his ear." So the man walks out of the store with the three animals. He's walking home when all of a sudden the mule stops. The man sees a lady passing by and asks, "Can you hold my cock and rubbit while I scratch my ass?"

Bee Jokes

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!
 
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
 
Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
 
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
 
Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
 
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
 
Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!
 
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
 
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!
 
Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!

Cron Dog

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.