A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know,” replies the old lady. “How are you at catching mice?”
Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.
Q: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
A: Light ale!
Q: What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly?
Polish Dogs with Flat Faces
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat faces?
A: From chasing so many parked cars.