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The best jokes and joke writers!

Meow Mix

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?

A: Bugs Bunny.

Ghost Bambi

Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

A: Bamboo

Tropical Christmas

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?

A: "Jungle Bells".

Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.

The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."

The second woman said, "I blew chunks."

The third woman said, "I burned down my house."

After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."