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Kitty Replacement

A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know,” replies the old lady. “How are you at catching mice?”

Cow Counting

Q: How do cows do mathematics?

A: They use a cow-culator.

Glow Worm

Q: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

A: Light ale!

Grounded Reindeer

Q: What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly?

A: Dinner.

Polish Dogs with Flat Faces

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat faces?

A: From chasing so many parked cars.