I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Ladies Night Out
Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."