Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts !
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!