Yo Mama - Fur Coat
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!
Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.
Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!