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Crème de menthe is just mouthwash for alcoholics.
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Absinthe Girlfriend
My last girlfriend was the Green Lady... of course I'm talking about absinthe.
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Going To A Lecture
There was a man, who was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.
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