Six Pack & Potato

Q: What’s an Irish seven course dinner?
A: A six-pack and a potato.

Beer Note

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call. Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read, "I spit in my beer." When Fred returned to his bar stool, there was another note beside his beer, "I spit in your beer, too!"

Off the Cliff

The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
"Good lord, mister," he gasped, "are you drunk?"
"Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am, a stunt driver?"