Alcohol Jokes

Redneck Fridge

You might be a redneck if you have a refrigerator just for beer.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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Have a Another Drink

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whiskey. The Englishman was glad to have a drink. "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink." The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. "Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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