Kiel's Jokes

Product Failure

Baby wipes are useless. I've used a full packet on my girlfriend and she's still pregnant.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Kidney Troubles

Since I started dialysis my friends, family and even strangers are having a laugh at my expense
My kidneys are the only thing not taking the piss out of me

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Written By: KielPhillips