Kiel's Jokes

You're Fired

As a surgeon, the most stressful jobs are circumcisions
You're constantly facing the sack

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ungrateful

Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"

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Bickering

Went to a support group for AIDS sufferers. They've done nothing but argue and fight. Talk about bad blood.

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Written By: KielPhillips