Kiel's Jokes

Circus Crash

Sad news. Two clown cars have been involved in a head on collision.
1386 clowns are feared dead.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Facebook STD

My girlfriend picked up an STD on Facebook
Hope she doesn't share it

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ungrateful

Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"

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Written By: KielPhillips