Kiel's Jokes

Busted

Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Joy Ride

Got caught joyriding last night.
Joy's husband went fucking crazy.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ant be Gone

Q: What did the Ant boss say to the Ant worker?
A: Sorry, but we have to let you go. I've been getting reports you haven't been pulling 100 times your weight.

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Written By: KielPhillips