Come Again

Bet $100 that I'd win the premature ejaculator of the year award.
Disappointed. Came second.

Echos

The Overestimation Society are holding their annual general meeting this weekend.
Everyone welcome.
Come early as there will only be enough seating provided for a billion people.

Presto

Q: What's the easiest way to end famine?
A: Send every family a magician's hat and they can eat as many rabbits as they like.