Kiel's Jokes

Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Office Woes

Couldn't believe all the shit on my desk this morning.
My co-workers really don't like me.

Categories: Work & Office Jokes , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Can't Win

My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips