Kiel's Jokes

Unlucky

Saw a sign in a shop window that said "Big Sale. Last Week"
Just my luck, missed it.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Deep Color

Q: What happened when Tyrone fell into a vat of coloring?
A: Ty died.

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Baby Names

Went to the doctor with Depression. People say I'm cruel for naming my daughter that, but my wife said we should name her after the state I was in when I heard the news.
Turns out she meant Georgia.

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Written By: KielPhillips