Kiel's Jokes

Flameless

Joined a dating site. On my profile my only request was that the girl owned a lighter.
I have no matches.

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Come Again

Bet $100 that I'd win the premature ejaculator of the year award.
Disappointed. Came second.

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Presto

Q: What's the easiest way to end famine?
A: Send every family a magician's hat and they can eat as many rabbits as they like.

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