Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - God Given Looks

Yo mama so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must have been petting a bulldog.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Farted

Yo momma so fat, she sat in the gulf of Mexico and farted, she caused a 4,000 mile Tsunami that hit India.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Weather Jokes (Tsunami Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Toenails Painted

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
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