Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Harvard University Visit

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked, "Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at?"
The man looked down his nose and replied, "Son, I'm head of the English department, and I can assure you we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Re-cast your sentence in a proper form and I will reply."
"Can you tell me where your library is at, ass-hole?"

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Teacher's Favorite

Q: What is a teacher's favorite state?
A: Pennysylvania

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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DOA Kitty

A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher yelled in shock. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , School Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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