Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Light Bulb - Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two and a professor to take credit.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes
Anonymous

Public School Teacher Arrested

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.



 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes)
Anonymous

Good, Bad, Worse

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other.
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband.
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The teacher is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: You get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

Categories: Jokes about Families , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous