Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes

Refrigerator Husband

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass." "But you don't understand," the woman insists. "He sleeps with his mouth open, and he stores all of our beer."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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I'm A Nit

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Doctor: Will you get out of my hair!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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Psychiatrists to Screw in a Light Bulb

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes five sessions.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Riddles
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