Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes

Psychiatrist Greeting

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: ''You are fine, how am I?''

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Riddles
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A Henpecked Husband

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?" "I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Psychiatrist Light Bulbs

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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