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Political Fix

I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.

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Anonymous

Lightbulb - Arkansas

Q: How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, Clinton does all the screwing!

Anonymous

President Bush

President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.

Anonymous