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Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes
Definition of a Lawyer
Q: What's the definition of lawyer?
A: The larval form of a politician.
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Mid-Term Accident
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road after a mid-term election party, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
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Clinton's Favorite Instrument
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument?
A: The WhoreMonica!
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