Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes

Definition of Lawyer

Q: What's the definition of lawyer?
A: The larval form of a politician.

Anonymous

Fishing For Frenchies

Q: What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A: A start.

Anonymous

Newt Coming Out

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?" "Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!" The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"

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