Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes

Politician's Bookmarks

Q: Why don't politicians use bookmarks?
A: Because they like their pages bent over.

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Condit V Clinton

Q: Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's
A Close, but no cigar.

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Presidential Office

George W. Bush is the President,
Dick Cheney is Vice President,
Colin Powell is the Secretary of Defense,
We have a bush, dick and a colon in office so we're bound to get screwed somewhere along the line.

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