Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes

What Day Is It

My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?" My husband quickly answered, "Election day." The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President. The Bush reality now is that the boy doesn't have to grow up?! 

Anonymous

Madame President

Q: What would a female president's husband be called?
A: Bill Clinton.

Anonymous

Definition of Lawyer

Q: What's the definition of lawyer?
A: The larval form of a politician.

Anonymous