Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes

U.S. Congressman

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes)
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Anonymous

President's Answering Machine

The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password. 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Political Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

JKF Boxing

Q: Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer?
A: He can't take a shot to the head!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sports Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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