Profession Jokes

Female Parachutists

Q: Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down.

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Light Bulb - City Planners

Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead.

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Old Engllish Majors

OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White

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