Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners

An Acher of bacteriologists
A murmur of cardiologists
A stain of cytotechnologists
A rash of dermatologists
A speck of forensic pathologists
A poke of gynecologists
A vessel of heart surgeons
A clot of hematologists
A nursery of obstetricians
A dose of pharmacists
A pile of proctologists
A G-spot of sex therapists
A stream of urologists

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dermatologist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Proctologist Jokes)
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Doctor Doctor - Three Crabs

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Doctor: Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?
Patient: What do you mean "took them out of their shells"?

Categories: Food Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes)
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Hard Transplant

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector, and want to find a suitable stone."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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