Easy for you to Say

"I can say prince, pretty, proud, protect..."
"That's gweat doc, now stop being a pwick and hewp me pwease"

Will It Hurt Doctor?

Patient: (to cosmetic- surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?
Surgeon: "Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown".

Hernia Operation

One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis, took the balls out and set them on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put the balls back into the scrotum. He searched the operating room but could not find the balls of the patient. He told nurse to get two small onions from his lunch box as he cannot keep this poor man's testis pouch empty. After the operation, he met the patient in a garden for morning walk. Being a good doc, he asked his patient how he is feeling. The man said "Doc everything is fine! Life is good except that whenever I scratch my balls, my eyes start watering."