Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Good Question

Why do doctors send you behind a curtain to undress when they're going to see you naked anyway?
 

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College Girl Visits The Doctor

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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Nail File

Patient asks, "Doctor, should I file my nails?"
Doctor replies, "No! Throw them away like everybody else."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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