Flea Cure

Patient: Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?
Doctor: Maybe, what made them sick?

Doctor Visit

I went to the doctor...
I went to see the doctor the other day. Turns out my new doctor is a drop-dead gorgeous brunette.

I was embarrassed but she said “don’t worry, I’m a professional - I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out.”

I said, “my wife thinks my dick tastes funny.”

Down Under

I'm a sexual health doctor for the lower ranks of the military.
I inspect the privates.