Profession Jokes

Stealing Six Barrels

The following is supposedly a true story. January 12, 1993
Long Beach police arrested two small, skinny men in October and charged them with stealing six 45-pound barbells from the Buffum-Downtown YMCA.The men were struggling to keep the barbells in a small cart that kept tipping over because they were not strong enough to steer it.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Insult Jokes (Skinny Insult Jokes)
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Anonymous

Funeral Story

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Anonymous

Arm Trouble

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor," says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!" "Aha!'' says the doctor. ''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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