Profession Jokes

Librarian GPS

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references.

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Mr. Schneider in Court.

Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money".  Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."

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Flight Attendant Booty Call - Nuts

Hello, would you like some warm nuts?

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