Profession Jokes

Seven Words

In honor of the late George Carlin, here are seven more words you can't say on TV: And the Emmy goes to Bob Saget.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes
Submitted BY: Jeffrey Ross

Grown Up Words

A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds and asked what they all did in the summer holidays. One boy said he got a ''choo-choo.'' The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train." Another boy said he got a ''bow-wow.'' The teacher said please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is dog." Another boy said I got a ''Winnie the Shit.''

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Decent Proposal

A business man is trying to find a potential wife, he finds three business oriented ladies and tells them he will give them each five thousand dollars. Each of them can do what they want with it but to be back in six weeks to tell him what they did with it. All three ladies think they will be smart and try to make money from the five thousand dollars. The six weeks go by and the three ladies go to meet the business man. The business man says, "Number One, what did you do with your money?" Number One says, "I invested in T-bills and made $1500." The business man asks number two the same question. Number Two says, "I invested in the market and made $1700." The business man asks Number Three the same question, as well. Number Three says, "I invested in a CD and only made $1200." The business man, revaluated all three candidates and came to a decision. Can you guess which one he selected? The one with biggest breasts, of course.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes)
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