Profession Jokes

F. Lee Bailey and Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between F. Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
A: One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

What a Workout!

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Submitted BY: Al Aska

Scientist Booty Call - DNA

Want to go back to my place and exchange some DNA material?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Anonymous