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Dentist
Q: Why don't dentists display their awards?
A: Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
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President's Answering Machine
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
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Light Bulb - Bureaucrats
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, we contract out for things like that.
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