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Wet Nose
Q: What do a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
A: They both have wet noses!
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Snail Story
A snail entered a police station and told an officer, "I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!" The officer replied, "Why that's terrible. Did you get a good look at them?" "No sir, it all happened so fast!"
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The Patient and the Biscuit Tin
Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with me?
Doctor: Yes... You're fucking crackers!
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