Looking Out The Window...

Q: Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
A: So they will have something to do in the afternoon.

Wet Nose

Q: What do a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
A: They both have wet noses!

Snail Story

A snail entered a police station and told an officer, "I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!" The officer replied, "Why that's terrible. Did you get a good look at them?" "No sir, it all happened so fast!"