Who Gets It

There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks it up? The perfect woman, because the other two are fictional characters!

Pekingese Tomcat

Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A: A Peking Tom!

Blonde Getting Orange Juice

In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it. The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde, "Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I'm afraid your going to have to leave." "N,." the blonde replies. "Why not?" questions the waiter. "The carton says "concentrate."