Word Play Jokes

Giraffe and a Hedgehog

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

God Grants Three Wishes

After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes. "I wish for the coolest cars in the universe." "Done." "I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe." "Done." "And I wish for the best woman in the world." So God sent him Mother Theresa.

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Witchy Candle

Q: Why is a witch like a candle?
A: They are both wicked!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous