Word Play Jokes

Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.

Anonymous

Dress to Kill

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Anonymous

Fire Hydrant

Q: If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.

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