Word Play Jokes

Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

Categories: Cross the Road Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Knock Knock - Esther

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Knock-Knock Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
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