Word Play Jokes

Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Anonymous

Arkansas

Q: What did Arkansas?

A: Idaho...

Anonymous

Autobiography

I've heard a witch is writing a tell all book about her life.
Warts and all.

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