Word Play Jokes

Rugs for Sale

If a bald man wants hair, he has toupee.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Cheese Tasting

"I'm going cheese tasting in South America"
"Caracas?"
"Yeah, well I need something to put the cheese on"

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Elephant Christmas Carol

Q: What do elephants sing at Christmas?
A: Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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