Blonde Intelligence

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Macho Man

Q: What is a macho man?
A: At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does this happen to you often?'

Prostitute and Nymph

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."